Top 10 Reasons to Give Jerky for Father's Day 2008!
Flowers are full of bugs and pesticides.
Jerky is full of smoky goodness.
Jerky is good for about a year.
Flowers die in like 2 days, if you're lucky.
Men who get flowers get beat up.
Men who get jerky flowers get praised like gods. (not the real god, cuz that's not cool)
Men who get cookie bouquets get fat.
Men who get jerky bouquets stay lean and full of energy. (to mow lawns and stuff)
Men who get those weird fruity bouquets are attacked by fruit flies, and carried off to their secret bug-world lair.
Men who get jerky bouquets don't. Which is nice.
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